1. All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting something to happen to them.
2. Show me a good loser and I will show you a person that can play nicely.
3. Eating a whole costco sized jar of Nutella is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs at one time.
4. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy screwing around and ruining our lives.
5. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine eyeshadow and blush for the perfect natural look.
6. It is impossible to think of any good meal, no matter how plain or elegant, without garlic or onions in it.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to spending the night in the hospital, tomorrow my plans include giving birth and Sunday, I want to spend time bonding with my baby!
2. Show me a good loser and I will show you a person that can play nicely.
3. Eating a whole costco sized jar of Nutella is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs at one time.
4. Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy screwing around and ruining our lives.
5. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine eyeshadow and blush for the perfect natural look.
6. It is impossible to think of any good meal, no matter how plain or elegant, without garlic or onions in it.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to spending the night in the hospital, tomorrow my plans include giving birth and Sunday, I want to spend time bonding with my baby!
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